Listen, we all need a break from reality sometimes, especially when we're a little bored with/just not into penis-shaped penetrators. Sound familiar? Squid Lust is always up for a (vibrating!) sweet spot quest—underwater or on dry land.

This pretty pastel dildo is packed with pleasure features; the curvy shape is ultra-flexible, the smooth tip is tapered for comfy insertion, and there's some subtle texture to explore. Pop in the included bullet for a hit or ten of buzzy stimulation.

Got an upcoming strap-on situation? The Squid hooks up with many harnesses, and you can push the suction base against walls, windows, floors, etc., for a hands-free ride.

The TPE (elastomer) Squid Lust and its ABS plastic vibe are phthalate-free, easy to clean with soapy water or toy care fluid/foam, and safe to use with any water-based lube you love. The bullet vibe is rechargeable (a cord is included) and waterproof.